Infamous Catch Phrases

Because who doesn't need a web page full of the weird and abnormal things they say? 

I do not hate anything; I much rather dislike it; 
Nature was not meant to be more than passionately abhorred.

I think this one stemmed from when everyone was running around with that bunk known as "Hate is a strong word!" 
Yep it is, my phrase is just a long way of saying hate, since the definition of hate is loathing, abhorred, cannot stand to be near etc.   

Have you ever had a waiter walk up and start talking. This is a basic run down of what they say; well I thought this little one up; because people always have the same look on their face, whether they are pondering what to order for dinner; or trying to get over the perplexing things that just came out of my brains. 

Hello My Name is Masq'D, and I will be making this conversation awkward. Would you like to see our drinks menu?